Online dating is a fun activity when you find the right like minded people who can give you a ray of hope that there is still plenty to look up to. There is a reason these apps work and are successful in getting all of us matches for a lifetime or the weekend. But it’s not always like that and we sometimes come across all types of weird, creepy and cringy experiences. Some tinder users have shared their experiences and we picked the best of them for you to read and laugh or quit online dating for good. So here are the 7 Horrific Tinder Stories that would make you reconsider online dating
1. One of the many reasons to leave the place that day.
Well I’ve only gone on one Tinder date, we talked for a bit and I agreed to pick her up at Starbucks. She looked nothing like her pictures, but I thought I should be nice and at least hang out with her for a bit. We went to her place and the entire house reeked like cat pee. Like saturated. Then as she proceeded to show me her massive collection of animal tail butt plugs, she screamed at her chihuahua and smacked it right on the nose and without missing a beat just asks if I want to make out on the couch. I awkwardly sat down and pretended to look at my phone and made up that my grandma was dying so I could gtfo.
2. When a guy was asked if he would be interested in dating his dad.
“Hey, my dad looked over my shoulder when I was checking out your profile. He wanted me to tell you that he thinks you’re really cute. He’s been really lonely lately, would you be interested in going out with him? He’s in his 50s. Here’s a pic of him.”
3. The audacity at work here
Talked to him for two weeks before we went out and no red flags so we ended up going out to dinner. I said I hadn’t been out in a while because I was trying to save money for a washer and dryer. He told me instead of saving for that I should save for a boob job. I didn’t even know how to reply so he followed up with, “no it’s not a bad thing, my sister and Mom both had small tits and got boob jobs and they look amazing.” This is all before the waitress even brought our drinks. I just got up and left.
4. A date and a Ponzi Scheme
Met up with a tinder girl at Dave and busters. She brought me there for a pyramid scheme sign up presentation. Guess I respect the hustle.
5. Astrology Women are Crazy
First date, she wanted me to get into a bar fight with the perfectly friendly guy who’d bought us a round of shots that night. Why? Because she found out he was a Scorpio.
6. Matching with a bff’s fiance
Matched with my bff’s fiance after the engagement party. Screen shots of everything and lost my bff because I don’t play that. I was uninvited to the wedding. Marriage lasted 18 months.
7. This Would Freak me for Months
My worst tinder experience was pretty traumatizing for me at the time. I was a sophomore in college and she was a junior or senior at the same school. The first time we ever hung out, I went over to her apartment and we just watched some Netflix and hung out. Nothing crazy. I was thinking this chick is super cool, we may have something here. So I leave telling her I’d like to see her again if she’s down. She told me she would love to and just hit her up whenever and we’ll make some plans. We start texting/snap chatting throughout the week and organize some plans for the following weekend. Out of nowhere, she starts sending me unsolicited nudes. Never once asked for them and when we were hanging out the weekend prior, there was no sexual activity at any level. We quite literally Netflix and chilled. It caught me off guard, but I was more than cool with it. I’m a young college guy and this hot older chick wants to send me nudes after only hanging out one time? Say less. Fast forward to the weekend, she comes to my apartment and we’re hanging out with my roommates watching something on TV. She asks me if she can stay the night, and after sending nudes to me all week, I kind of figured what was up, so in my head I’m like “….uhh fuck yes”. But I tell her of course and to be polite I offer to sleep on the couch because we’ve only known each other for all of about 2 weeks and have only seen each other in person one time prior. She tells me she’d rather me sleep in my bed with her, so I know it’s on. We get to Netflix and chilling in my room and I make a move. We start to hook up and eventually wind up having sex. I wore a condom and finished inside of it and tossed it off to my side of the bed. As we’re laying there after a few minutes, she gets up abruptly, comes around to my side of the bed and grabs the condom off the floor and runs into the bathroom. I’m a little confused, maybe a little concerned but kind of brush it off. As I’m laying there in my bed I hear a loud crash in my bathroom she yells “fuck” I ask if she’s okay and get no response. I’m a little concerned thinking this girl just fell in my bathroom and cracked her head open or something. I go to open the door and she is standing in my shower with one leg propped up trying to shove the condom up her vagina after she flipped it inside out. I freak out, no clue what to do. She’s clearly freaked out and probably embarrassed? I have no clue. I shut the door and she immediately comes back out, says she’s gonna leave and I say sounds good. I never hear from her again.