This is not a very elegant wedding cake.
You’re not the only one who notices something other than towers on a fairytale castle on this cake. We believe this was done on purpose, most likely by the bridesmaids. Male organs have become a feature of the traditional bachelorette celebrations, as ridiculous as that seems.
And some people seem to forget that those crude jokes belong at the bachelorette party. A bachelorette party cake may be obscene, but a wedding cake should not be.