Solange, that’s too much information.

Why would anyone, much alone Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles, tweet something like this? It’s not only bizarre (why is it amusing to tweet about having an itching thumb? ), but it’s also disgusting. This is, after all, the textbook definition of “too much data.” Why do we need to see Solange scratching her thumb and smelling her armpits in our heads? Was this a fantastic technique to attract favorable attention? Most likely not.