Lost in the glare

What could be more entertaining than breaking household items that are both bothersome and costly to replace? The correct response for a feline is “Nothing.” This redhead is having a great time getting caught in the blinds and deliberately warping each slat. You don’t think she gives a damn, do you? Certainly not! The more damage a cat did or the more stupidly they became entangled in something, the more amusement they derived from the experience.
I’m a self-proclaimed “butter-licking addict,” by the way.

Because everyone was concerned about the disappearing butter, tensions rose in this household. After only a week, the butter in the box was already gone. It just didn’t seem logical. The family’s father woke up one night to get a drink of water and discovered that the household cat had opened the refrigerator door and was licking his way through the most recent tub of ice cream. They hastily prepared an intervention and even marked him with a placard.