0 unemployment

What a marvelous country North Korea must be to have a 0% unemployment rate and a job for every worker. This is surely a sign of a strong economy. An economy so strong, that even the schoolgirls want to pitch in and clean the street from dust. Unfortunately, this doesn’t seem to be the whole truth, but with no access to unofficial numbers, we must trust in the government’s unemployment figures. Well, maybe with just the tiniest hint of skepticism.